- they eat less
- don't ask for money all the time
- are easier to maintain
- normally come when called
- never ask to drive the car
- don't hang out with drug-using friends
- don't smoke or drink
- don't have to buy the latest fashions
- don't want to wear your clothes
- don't need gazillion pesos for college and
- if they get pregnant, you can sell their children, yeah!
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