Dogs are better than kids because they:

• they eat less 
• don't ask for money all the time
• are easier to maintain
• normally come when called
• never ask to drive the car
• don't hang out with drug-using friends
• don't smoke or drink
• don't have to buy the latest fashions
• don't want to wear your clothes
• don't need gazillion pesos for college and
• if they get pregnant, you can sell their children, yeah!

This is a photo of mio, my baby dog
from my tumblr: http://alienphilosophies.tumblr.com/